Truly Defining Success
All of my life I’ve defined success in one and only one way. Live so that there’s no chance I’ll ever be called to testify before Congress. So far, so good.
2025
Quote of the Day
People only mention it’s a free country if they’re doing something shitty. – Demetri Martin
Which is Worse?
A lot has been written about how the AI slop taking over the internet can make people believe things that just aren’t true. But what about the opposite case? There’s so much AI generated garbage floating around that when I saw news of the Rush reunion I didn’t believe it. Not one little bit.
Was the Warning Really Necessary?
I’m usually proud to be an attorney, but when I see something like this product having a warning that it contains nuts, I’m pretty sure one of my professional colleagues was involved.
Quote of the Day
A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn’t. – Mark Twain
Quote of the Day
I am now officially nostalgic not for some fabled era of good government — which probably never existed — but for an era when I didn’t have to think about government much at all. Sober people with solid haircuts and slightly above room-temperature IQs just sort of governed and shut up about it. – Matt Labash
Quote of the Day
If you can make someone laugh who’s dead set against you, that’s the first step to winning them over to your side. – John Waters
The Proud and Forgotten
For all the talk about how AI may take our jobs in the not too distant future, there’s one group of people who are being affected severely now. What of the folks who pose for stock photography? So many of the pictures you see on the internet even now are generated by AI. What of the beautiful people who pose for pictures eating sandwiches or having a meeting? Their future looks bleak.
